How much do you want to bet that these photos will not be in Dallas’ Only Daily Newspaper or plastic surgery’s favorite local magazine?

Know what the scariest thing is about this flooding? It’s not one of those once in a century things. The last time this happened was in the early 1980s, according to a long-time Dallas resident that I asked. Hope everyone enjoys the equestrian park. Will you get a snorkel with your saddle?

Update: News conference set for  4 p.m. today to announce petition results. Story isn’t too snarky, considering it’s in The News. Also, I did not see any mention of the park site flooding in The News or on Channel 5 this morning.

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