Which is a neat trick, since it used to think I lived in Mesquite and spoke Spanish. Or at least that was the edition of the Yellow Pages that was delivered to my house at Abrams and Lovers a couple of years ago.

Last week, though, I received something called the Park Cities Companion Directory, one of the small versions of the Yellow Pages (pictured here). I’m not quite sure how I went from one demographic extreme to the other, though I suppose I should be flattered. Does this mean I’m eligible to run for mayor now?

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