I recently ran into Troy Aikman and Patricia Hardemann (not together) at the Fog City Diner in something of a California convergence.

Aikman was back from the Super Bowl, and Hardemann was back (for good) to choreograph the upcoming Woodrow Wilson musical.

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She informed me that for the first time since “Where’s Charley?”, the show will be a drag. That is, except for a few football players performing the traditional sweetheart spoof.

A real drag, “Sugar” is based on the movie “Some Like It Hot” and will be performed March 2-5 at Woodrow. Sugar was the name of the Marilyn Monroe character who was in the all-girl band with Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis.

The last line in the movie is when Joe E. Brown is motorboating away with Jack Lemmon: “I can’t marry you – I’m really a man,” Jack says as he doffs his wig.

“Nobody’s perfect,” replies Mr. Brown.

Pick of the Litter

Someone who will definitely never be confused with a man is alumna Nancy Hardwick Parrish ’76. The former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader recently went to pick up her daughter, Madelyn, a student at Woodrow.

Nancy was sent home by principal Eduardo Torres for wearing shorts. He thought she was a student.

“They were both embarrassed,” says PTA president Ralphana Barnes.