If you’re dreaming of a white trash Christmas, you’re in luck. Truck Yard says Christmas has come early, and it’s going to be extra trashy with a whole lot of political incorrectness thrown in for good measure.
Truck Yard is hosting what they call a “White Trash Christmas Party.” From 8 p.m. to 10 p.m., Eddie Zanetti “The Dwarfguy” will be playing the part of Santa. You can tell him your wish list and take a photo for your Instagram, but the press release says he’ll be sitting in your lap.
Then from 9 p.m. to 11 p.m., there will be an ugly sweater contest on the outdoor stage, which will be decked out with haystacks and a Christmas tree made out of tires. The winner will receive a gift certificate to the Truck Yard.
The Truck Yard is introducing two hot cocktails for the winter season — the Bishop Punch made with mulled wine, Cana Brava Rum and Grand Marnier, and then there’s the Ancho Cocoa made with Abuelita, Tequila Cabeza and Ancho Reyes. Both are available for $6.
