Trinity River Toll Road Wars!

Starring Angela Hunt as Princess Leia! Jim Schutze as Obi-Wan Kenobi (you should see this guy with a light saber in his hands)! Tom Leppert as Darth Vader! Laura Miller as the other Darth Vader! The Dallas Morning News editorial board as The Emperor! Wick Allison as Admiral Motti, the guy who thinks the Death Star is indestructible! Steve Blow, Tim Rogers and others of their ilk as all those storm troopers who get killed!

May the Petition be with you!

Any other suggestions for casting?

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